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Coming soon on iPhone & Android · a Not-network app

Chores.
Just not.

Not another chore chart. Not another nag. Not another subscription. Just an AI that assigns the chores, checks the work, and pays your kids what they earned. So nobody has to argue about it.

nagging arguments about "done" unfair paydays forgetting monthly subscriptions held money
10% fee on what your kid earns. Nothing else. Ever.
Today · Emma, age 8
Your chores
🛏️
Make the bed
10% · 5 min
Done
🧸
Toys in the bin
15% · 10 min
Done
🍽️
Dishes to sink
15% · 5 min
To do
$7.20
Earned this week · of $12.00

Every family has the same three fights.

The Not Chores app makes all three of them go away. Not by pretending they don't exist. By handing them to an AI that doesn't get tired.

🗣️

The nagging

You've said "clean your room" nine times this week. The AI says it once, in a nice voice, and moves on.

🤷

The arguments

"I did it!" "That's not clean." Not Chores judges from a photo, at your kid's age level. You still have the final word — one tap.

💸

The unfair paydays

The kid who did 12 chores makes more than the kid who did 3. Automatically. To the penny. Every Sunday.

Three steps. Then it runs itself.

You spend five minutes on a Sunday. The rest of the week, your kids and the AI handle it.

1

Show it your house at its best.

One 15-minute walkthrough when the house is clean. That becomes the gold standard — your standard, not ours. Then assign chores however you like: just snap a pic of the mess, or point and talk ("this needs doing today"), and the AI writes the chore card. No cameras needed, no special hardware — your phone is enough. Got Ring, Arlo, or Nest? Connect them and they'll spot messes for you, suggested for your one-tap approval.

2

Kid does it. AI checks. Deadlines keep it honest.

Every chore has a deadline the app enforces cheerfully — the nagging is our job now, not yours. Kid taps done (or snaps a status pic with our optional Cam Glasses), the AI compares against your clean-house photo at your kid's age level. Done gets credit. Late gets partial. The whole house hears the payday chime — and the doom trombone when money slips away.

3

Sunday: fair payday.

Percentage of chores done × your set allowance = what your kid earned. Not Chores charges your card and sends the money to your kid's account (or back to yours to hand over). Fee: 10% of what your kid earned. That's it.

Your money is not our money.

Not Chores is not a bank. We do not hold your allowance. We do not custody your kid's balance. We do not earn interest on your dollars.

  • No custodial accounts. No BaaS. No bank charter. No held balances.
  • Every payout is a one-time transfer from your account to the account you designated for your kid.
  • Money moves through Stripe Connect — the same rails Uber, DoorDash, and Substack use.
  • Your card is charged only when a payout is triggered. Never in advance. Never held.
  • Not Chores' only revenue is a 10% platform fee on money moving through. No fee, no revenue. Aligned incentives.
Sample Sunday payout
Emma earned$8.75
Jake earned$12.00
Not Chores fee (10%)$2.08
Total charged to your card$22.83
Emma's $8.75 goes to the account you set for her. Jake's $12.00 to his. Not Chores keeps $2.08. Nothing sits with us.

Not another subscription.

No monthly bill. No annual plan. No free trial to remember to cancel. We only make money when your kid does — and only 10 cents on every dollar they earn.

Not a subscription
10%
of what your kid actually earned. That's the whole price.
Get on the beta list
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Also, there are pets.

Between chores, your kid can play AR hide-and-seek with two little pets — Plato and Roxy — that they dress up, level up, and just hang out with. Included free, always. Because if the app is only about chores, kids will only open it for chores.

Be one of the first families.

Not Chores launches with a small beta of ~50 families to make sure the AI holds up in real households before we open the doors. Get on the list and we'll reach out.

No spam. No sharing. One email when the beta opens.

Fair questions.

What if the AI gets it wrong?

You have the final word. Every AI decision shows up in your parent review feed with the before-and-after photos and the AI's reasoning. If you disagree, one tap flips it. Over time, Not Chores learns your household's actual standards from your corrections.

How does the money actually move?

When it's time to pay out, Not Chores triggers a single Stripe Connect transfer. Your card is charged (kid's earnings + our 10% fee), and the kid's earnings land in the account you designated for them — your own account, their custodial bank account, a co-parent's account. We never hold the money in between.

What ages does this actually work for?

Roughly 4 through 14. There are four difficulty tiers — Sprout (4-6), Helper (7-9), Pro (10-12), Chief (13+) — and each one changes how strictly the AI grades the work. A Sprout gets credit for pulling the covers up. A Chief has to actually make the bed. You can override per kid or per chore.

What about vacation weeks or sick days?

You flip a switch. Not Chores does nothing that week. You pay nothing that week. When you're back, you resume where you left off. Aligned incentives.

Is my kid's data safe? What about camera footage?

Photos of your child's rooms only leave the device long enough to be checked by the AI, then are deleted from our servers within 24 hours. We do not train AI on your family's images. You can turn on "on-device only" mode and no photos are sent to the cloud at all (with slightly reduced accuracy). No cameras run in the background.

What if my kid figures out how to game it?

The AI is calibrated to be lenient on effort but strict on obvious cheats — wrong angle, blurry photo, different room, an image not matching the chore. You still see every AI call in your review feed and can override any of them.

What phones does it work on?

iPhone and Android, from day one. On newer phones you get the full AR experience with floating chore markers; on older hand-me-down phones everything still works in photo mode — chores, deadlines, the money meter, the sounds, all of it. If your kid's phone has a camera, it works.

What are Cam Glasses?

Optional $99 camera glasses for kids — 2K camera, 12-hour battery, water resistant. Tap the frame to snap a status pic that attaches straight to the chore, hands-free. Built-in safety rails: no continuous recording, a visible recording light, and they only work on your home Wi-Fi — never at school. Totally optional; phones work fine.

Is this replacing my kid's bank account?

No. Not Chores is just the chore + payout layer. If your kid already has a Greenlight, Chase First Banking, GoHenry, or similar account, you set that as their destination and payouts land there. If they don't, payouts go to your account and you hand over cash — same as before, just fair.

Who's behind Not Chores?

Not Chores is built by White & White Consultants in South Bend, Indiana. It's a sister product to Not Drama and Not A Real Deal. Small team. Independent. Not raising, not selling, not another VC-backed unicorn hunt. Just a family building useful things.